Our football tweets of the weekend aren’t all about Mark Lawrenson but, in the wake of his bizarre attempt at punning on the name of Brazil forward Fred, a fair few of them are…
Mark Lawrenson Tweets of the Weekend
Andrew Shinnie, Birmingham City
He looks like he's been in the fredge lawro's having one!!!
— Andrew Shinnie (@andy_shinnie) June 30, 2013
Grant McCann, Peterborough United
Mute time can't listen to this clown any more. "Looks like he's been in the Fredge as well" what da? #lawrensonisaclown
— Grant mccann (@grantmccann11) June 30, 2013
Jody Morris, ex-Chelsea and Leeds United
'Looks like he's been in the fredge'…pardon???
— jody morris (@morriskid) June 30, 2013
Ian Taylor, ex-Aston Villa and Port Vale
RT“@morriskid: 'Looks like he's been in the fredge'…pardon???” > Haha! I know!! #mutebutton
— Ian Taylor (@IanTaylor7) June 30, 2013
John Oster, ex-Everton, Reading and Sunderland
Lawrenson is an absolute clown! Stop using people's surnames for ur shitty jokes.
— John Oster (@johnnyost) June 30, 2013
Barry Hayles, ex-Fulham
Shut up lawro u r an egg
— BARRY HAYLES (@Thebarryhayles) June 30, 2013
Mark Lawrenson of the Weekend (other than Mark Lawrenson)
Rio Ferdinand, Manchester United
Braziliant!!!!
— Rio Ferdinand (@rioferdy5) June 30, 2013
Heckle of the Weekend
This guy
All men are created equal, some just work harder in pre-season… pic.twitter.com/4RRUec3u0S
— Jason Roberts (@JasonRoberts30) June 30, 2013
@JasonRoberts30 YOUR A PROPER BELLEND!!
— Jackduff (@duffyj92) June 30, 2013
Jermaine Pedant says… You’re.
Forthrightness of the Weekend
Johnnie Jackson, Charlton Athletic
View from my room at thé training camp. #notbad #happydays
— paul hayes (@hayesy9) June 30, 2013
@hayesy9 no picture you bell
— Johnnie Jackson (@johnnie_jackson) June 30, 2013
Super Cool Super Weekend of the Weekend
Louis Saha
Super weekend Eurodisney en famille. Marathon des roller coasters mais super cool. Roller coaster marathon but such good fun. Thanks
— louis saha (@louissaha08) June 30, 2013
Quoter of the Weekend
Louis Saha
Watch After Earth movie with kids. "Son, Danger is real but Fear is a choice" and " son, on ur knees, calm" Thanks for thoses lines. Be used
— louis saha (@louissaha08) June 30, 2013
“Had a Few” of the Weekend
Peter Reid, ex-Manchester City and Sunderland manager
Kenny Rogers go on uncle Paddy , you took I fine time ….
— Peter Reid (@reid6peter) June 30, 2013
“Blimey, What Happened Last Night?” of the Weekend
Roman Michael-Percil, Tottenham Hotspur
Sex with you is like the feeling that you get when all your friends surprise you on your birthday
— Roman Michael-Percil (@RMPercil) June 30, 2013
“I Can’t Work in These Conditions” of the Weekend
Rhys McCabe, Sheffield Wednesday
Fair to say this Swfc gear is the worst ever ! The tracksuit bottoms also come in small-med-large-XL .. But somehow I have XXXL #RickFlairs
— rhys mccabe (@rhysmccabe16) June 30, 2013
“Yes, These Conditions Will Do Just Fine” of the Weekend
Gary Madine, Sheffield Wednesday
Good day at owls in the park appreciate the support! And 2 the girl on the stage who said 'sign my t*t*' lol I heard u!
— Gary Madine (@GaryMadine9) June 30, 2013
Never Off Duty of the Weekend
David Templeton, Rangers
Where's good for lunch I can take my misses today ??
— David Templeton (@dtempleton89) June 30, 2013
Jermaine Pedant says… Leave your professional life at home and take your missus out for lunch instead!
Accidental Fawlty Towers of the Weekend
Nathan Craig, Torquay United
Any supermarkets open in Torquay at the moment? Forgot it was Sunday!!
— Nathan Craig (@nathancraig20) June 30, 2013
Music Critic of the Weekend
Lee Molyneux, Accrington Stanley
Mumford & Bore offs.
— Lee Molyneux (@Moly24) June 30, 2013
Film Critics of the Weekend
Conor Pepper, Inverness Caledonian Thistle and Danny Rogers, Aberdeen
Seen the new superman film today! Some said its brutal some said its good I think it's decent best superman film there's been
— Conor Pepper (@Conor_Pepper) June 30, 2013
@Conor_Pepper worst film iv seen all year was absolutely terrible
— Danny Rogers (@DannyRogers7) June 30, 2013
@DannyRogers7 I thought it was alright haha why u think it was shite ?
— Conor Pepper (@Conor_Pepper) June 30, 2013
@Conor_Pepper they smashed each other three buildings while film then died in a head lock?
— Danny Rogers (@DannyRogers7) June 30, 2013
@DannyRogers7 he snapped his neck ya dope haha
— Conor Pepper (@Conor_Pepper) June 30, 2013
@Conor_Pepper and his neck was grand flying threw buildings for weeks? Haha was so dumb
— Danny Rogers (@DannyRogers7) June 30, 2013
@DannyRogers7 superman is stronger than a building u dope haha
— Conor Pepper (@Conor_Pepper) June 30, 2013
@Conor_Pepper stronger than a building but has a chicken neck
— Danny Rogers (@DannyRogers7) June 30, 2013
Tune in on Friday for our Football Tweets of the Week!