“You know football?”
“Yeah.”
“You know Twitter?”
“Erm…yeah.”
“Did you see what footballers were saying on Twitter over the weekend?”
“No, I can’t say I did.”
“Then get a load of Football Burp’s Football Tweets of the Weekend!”
“If you insist.”
“I do.”
“What?”
“Insist.”
“Oh right, I see.”
Trigger Happy TV Sighting of the Weekend
Tim Krul, Newcastle United
Old school mobile phone haha twitter.com/TimKrul/status…
— Tim Krul (@TimKrul) May 26, 2013
Chant of the Weekend
Sporting Kansas City fans
Kei Kamara off the bench with the equalizer. “Because we got Kei” sing @kccauldron to tune of the 2000 Afroman hit. Top work.
— Paolo Bandini (@Paolo_Bandini) May 26, 2013
Appeal of the Weekend
Neville Southall, ex-Everton
Let me say to all evertonians the new badge is crap Keep the old one its the best oneWake up Everton football club nobody wants it
— Neville Southall (@NevilleSouthall) May 26, 2013
Faking Own Death of the Weekend
Sascha Riether, Fulham
11 years emotions:-) twitter.com/saschariether/…
— Sascha Riether (@saschariether) May 26, 2013
Cake of the Weekend
Olympique de Marseille
Nice little cake to celebrate UCL football next season… twitter.com/Joey7Barton/st…
— Joseph Barton (@Joey7Barton) May 26, 2013
Acid Trip of the Weekend
Nicklas Bendtner, Juventus (on loan from Arsenal)
King KING snake\ its so nice I named it twice
— Nicklas Bendtner (@bendtnerb52) May 26, 2013
Acid Trip of the Weekend II
Cauley Woodrow, Fulham
Too many little fried eggs about in H town talking yolk about other people…get on with your own life.
— Cauley Woodrow (@CauleyWoodrow) May 26, 2013
Q&A of the Weekend
Neville Southall, ex-Everton
Film Review of the Weekend
Ashley Smith-Brown
Drag me to hell isn’t my type of film
— Ashley Smith-Brown (@AshSmithBrown) May 26, 2013
Lover of Superfluous Sequels of the Weekend
Jordon Mutch, Cardiff City
Fast and furious 6 Very good Hangover 3 what’s it saying people??
— Jordon Mutch (@JordonMutch) May 26, 2013
Discussing Baby Names of the Weekend
Lawrence Vigouroux, Tottenham Hotspur
Alexis-Messi-Neymar? Pedro-Messi-Neymar?
— Lawrence Vigouroux (@LawrenceV93) May 26, 2013
“Hey, What’s So Funny?” of the Weekend
David Davis, Wolverhampton Wanderers
hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahaahha
— David Davis (@DavidDavis91) May 26, 2013
“Er, You Mean Wrexham?” of the Weekend
Kevin Thornton, Wrexham
This place could make or break you
— kevin thornton (@kevinthornton12) May 26, 2013
Tune in on Friday for our Football Tweets of the Week!