
So it’s time once again for Football Tweets of the Week! Contributions from a Bermuda international, Watford’s mascot, Wayne Rooney and a whole bunch of others.
What have you been tweeting this week? We don’t care! This is Football Tweets of the Week.
Tweets of the Week! Are you ready? Let’s go!
Football Memorabilia of the Week
The last gum.
EXCLUSIVE: The most sought-after piece of memorabilia in the history of football. twitter.com/BBCSporf/statu…
— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) May 20, 2013
Technophobe Outing of the Week
Watford youngster Bernard Mensah, calling out his colleague Tommie Hoban.
I’m done with @tommiehoban05! He just asked me how to do a moving pic on Snapchat! Surely you’re gonna say Video!!!
— Mensah Jr (@Mensah_23) May 20, 2013
Educator of the Week
Young Arsenal defender Arinse Uade’s mum.
Mum bought me a dozen books????
— Arinse Prince Uade (@Arinse_Uade) May 20, 2013
The Apprentice Fan of the Week
Retired former England international, Rodney Marsh.
@lord_sugar >I’d rather throw up in my own mouth
— Rodney Marsh (@RodneyMarsh10) May 22, 2013
Self-shot of the Week
Harry the Hornet, Watford mascot.
All these Watford fans doing #selfieshots…… ?!? Ok… Whatever hahahaha (granted, lil bit sad) twitter.com/1HHornet/statu…
— OfficialHarryHornet (@1HHornet) May 21, 2013
Feminist of the Week
Moses Ashikodi, Ebbsfleet United striker.
Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.
— moses ashikodi (@MosesAshikodi) May 21, 2013
Paranoid of the Week
Ryan Watson, nineteen year-old Wigan Athletic midfielder.
So many snakes on twitter ????
— Ryan Watson (@RyanWatson7) May 21, 2013
Let’s be Friends of the Week
Toronto midfielder and Bermuda international, Reggie Lambe.
Do you wanna go home and listen to music !!!!??????
— Reggie Lambe (@ReggieNaldo) May 21, 2013
Isn’t that what Happens Every Week? of the Week
Jonny Court, Hibernian Under-17s.
Best episode of Kitchen Nightmares.. Gordon Ramsay is ripping this mug to shreds
— Jonny Court (@JonnyCourt1) May 20, 2013
Food Fight of the Week
In the home of Sporting Kansas City goalkeeper, Jimmy Nielsen.
In our house you have to fight for dessert ;) I usually win… twitter.com/PumaNielsen1/s…
— Jimmy Nielsen (@PumaNielsen1) May 24, 2013
Oldie of the Week
Watford goalkeeper Jonathan Bond, who turned 20 on Sunday.
I miss being 19. They were good times.
— Jonathan Bond (@bondy506) May 20, 2013
Toilet of the Week
This toilet, in the Madejski Stadium.
Even the loos have been turned into changing rooms! Great theme @readingfc #fha2013 twitter.com/stadiumexp/sta…
— Stadium Experience (@stadiumexp) May 23, 2013
Business Opportunity of the Week
Meet up with former Aston Villa youngster, Adam McGurk.
I would happily pay over the odds for gaviscon right now. Heartburn depart.
— Adam McGurk (@AdamMcGurk11) May 20, 2013
Hard Times of the Week
Ashlee Jones, Canvey Island goalkeeper.
If u ain’t had corn beef and rice u don’t no about hard times
— Ashlee Jones (@ashleeflyboi) May 20, 2013
Home-made Joke of the Week
Manchester City defender Reece Wabara draws on his real life experiences.
Football Manager should be sold as a Time machine… because it eats up my day
— Reece Wabara (@ReeceWabara) May 20, 2013
Aww of the Week
Norwich City Under-18s captain, Cameron McGeehan.
Listening to notorious in bed with my brothers @jacobmurphy95 and @harry_toffolo x
— Cameron McGeehan (@CamMcGeehan) May 20, 2013
Great Picture! of the Week
Millie Ruddock, daughter of infamous football hardman Neil Ruddock.
Me and my girls ? twitter.com/MillieRuddock/…
— Millie Ruddock (@MillieRuddock) May 21, 2013
Offer of the Week
From Devante Cole, Manchester City Under-18s. Son of Andrew Cole.
Hey lil momma I can transform ya ??
— Coley-Cole (@DevanteeeCole) May 23, 2013
Catch of the Week
Fisherman of the Week must go to David Stockdale, Fulham goalkeeper.
Grass carp at 36lb 6oz! twitter.com/stockogk1313/s…
— David Stockdale (@stockogk1313) May 23, 2013
Wistful Thinking of the Week
Hilário, long-term backup Chelsea goalkeeper.
Hilario watches on as Petr Cech warms up… #CFCUSA twitter.com/chelseafc/stat…
— Chelsea FC (@chelseafc) May 23, 2013
Baby of the Week
Congratulations are in order for Wayne and Coleen Rooney.
Our Beautiful Son Klay Anthony Rooney was born at 2.11am, Weighing 7Ib 11.1/2 oz. Both Klay and Coleen are fine….. We’re all delighted!!
— Wayne Rooney (@WayneRooney) May 21, 2013
Join us again this time next week for more Football Tweets of the Week!