Football Tweets of the Week: Marsh, Stockdale, Lambe and many more!

Sir Alex Ferguson - The Last Gum, featured in Football Tweets of the Week
Holy Grail… The Last Gum (Image: Twitter/BBCSporf)

So it’s time once again for Football Tweets of the Week! Contributions from a Bermuda international, Watford’s mascot, Wayne Rooney and a whole bunch of others.

What have you been tweeting this week? We don’t care! This is Football Tweets of the Week.

Tweets of the Week! Are you ready? Let’s go!

Football Memorabilia of the Week

The last gum.

EXCLUSIVE: The most sought-after piece of memorabilia in the history of football. twitter.com/BBCSporf/statu…

— BBC Sporf (@BBCSporf) May 20, 2013

Technophobe Outing of the Week

Watford youngster Bernard Mensah, calling out his colleague Tommie Hoban.

I’m done with @tommiehoban05! He just asked me how to do a moving pic on Snapchat! Surely you’re gonna say Video!!!

— Mensah Jr (@Mensah_23) May 20, 2013

Educator of the Week

Young Arsenal defender Arinse Uade’s mum.

Mum bought me a dozen books????

— Arinse Prince Uade (@Arinse_Uade) May 20, 2013

The Apprentice Fan of the Week

Retired former England international, Rodney Marsh.

@lord_sugar >I’d rather throw up in my own mouth

— Rodney Marsh (@RodneyMarsh10) May 22, 2013

Self-shot of the Week

Harry the Hornet, Watford mascot.

All these Watford fans doing #selfieshots…… ?!? Ok… Whatever hahahaha (granted, lil bit sad) twitter.com/1HHornet/statu…

— OfficialHarryHornet (@1HHornet) May 21, 2013

Feminist of the Week

Moses Ashikodi, Ebbsfleet United striker.

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

— moses ashikodi (@MosesAshikodi) May 21, 2013

Paranoid of the Week

Ryan Watson, nineteen year-old Wigan Athletic midfielder.

So many snakes on twitter ????

— Ryan Watson (@RyanWatson7) May 21, 2013

Let’s be Friends of the Week

Toronto midfielder and Bermuda international, Reggie Lambe.

Do you wanna go home and listen to music !!!!??????

— Reggie Lambe (@ReggieNaldo) May 21, 2013

Isn’t that what Happens Every Week? of the Week

Jonny Court, Hibernian Under-17s.

Best episode of Kitchen Nightmares.. Gordon Ramsay is ripping this mug to shreds

— Jonny Court (@JonnyCourt1) May 20, 2013

Food Fight of the Week

In the home of Sporting Kansas City goalkeeper, Jimmy Nielsen.

In our house you have to fight for dessert ;) I usually win… twitter.com/PumaNielsen1/s…

— Jimmy Nielsen (@PumaNielsen1) May 24, 2013

Oldie of the Week

Watford goalkeeper Jonathan Bond, who turned 20 on Sunday.

I miss being 19. They were good times.

— Jonathan Bond (@bondy506) May 20, 2013

Toilet of the Week

This toilet, in the Madejski Stadium.

Even the loos have been turned into changing rooms! Great theme @readingfc #fha2013 twitter.com/stadiumexp/sta…

— Stadium Experience (@stadiumexp) May 23, 2013

Business Opportunity of the Week

Meet up with former Aston Villa youngster, Adam McGurk.

I would happily pay over the odds for gaviscon right now. Heartburn depart.

— Adam McGurk (@AdamMcGurk11) May 20, 2013

Hard Times of the Week

Ashlee Jones, Canvey Island goalkeeper.

If u ain’t had corn beef and rice u don’t no about hard times

— Ashlee Jones (@ashleeflyboi) May 20, 2013

Home-made Joke of the Week

Manchester City defender Reece Wabara draws on his real life experiences.

Football Manager should be sold as a Time machine… because it eats up my day

— Reece Wabara (@ReeceWabara) May 20, 2013

Aww of the Week

Norwich City Under-18s captain, Cameron McGeehan.

Listening to notorious in bed with my brothers @jacobmurphy95 and @harry_toffolo x

— Cameron McGeehan (@CamMcGeehan) May 20, 2013

Great Picture! of the Week

Millie Ruddock, daughter of infamous football hardman Neil Ruddock.

Me and my girls ? twitter.com/MillieRuddock/…

— Millie Ruddock (@MillieRuddock) May 21, 2013

Offer of the Week

From Devante Cole, Manchester City Under-18s. Son of Andrew Cole.

Hey lil momma I can transform ya ??

— Coley-Cole (@DevanteeeCole) May 23, 2013

Catch of the Week

Fisherman of the Week must go to David Stockdale, Fulham goalkeeper.

Grass carp at 36lb 6oz! twitter.com/stockogk1313/s…

— David Stockdale (@stockogk1313) May 23, 2013

Wistful Thinking of the Week

Hilário, long-term backup Chelsea goalkeeper.

Hilario watches on as Petr Cech warms up… #CFCUSA twitter.com/chelseafc/stat…

— Chelsea FC (@chelseafc) May 23, 2013

Baby of the Week

Congratulations are in order for Wayne and Coleen Rooney.

Our Beautiful Son Klay Anthony Rooney was born at 2.11am, Weighing 7Ib 11.1/2 oz. Both Klay and Coleen are fine….. We’re all delighted!!

— Wayne Rooney (@WayneRooney) May 21, 2013

Join us again this time next week for more Football Tweets of the Week!