I’m Mystic Megson I am, and my World Cup score predictions are framed throughout the land – so get a load of my predictions for Brazil v Chile and Colombia v Uruguay in the round of 16!

Just because I’m out of a job at the moment – bloody disgrace it is, too – doesn’t mean I don’t still know my stuffing when it comes to picking apart the creme de la menthe of world football.

I have managed in the Premier League, you know, and without suckthumbing to relegatio. Er, except that one time at West Blom.

Now put your balls on this lot, lads! My World Cup score predictions are absolute shoeings, and I don’t say that rightly…

World Cup score predictions – Saturday 28th June

Brazil v Chile, 17:00

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! The Brazillions may not have looked holly convicting in qualificating but in the lad Neysmith they boast undoubtabubbly one of the tournament’s standouting forewords.

Mind you, I certainly wouldn’t dismiss those Chillies out of pocket – they carry a pungent attacking threat of their own, so I forssell a tents ink counter with plenty of incidentals.

Brazil to take advantage of home, er, advantage – but it won’t be the Kakakaka-inspired 3-0 disgruntling we widnesed when the two sides met in 2010.

Mystic Megson says Brazil 2-1 Chile – Neysmith and Freddo putting the balls on Sexist Alanchez’s early opening. You can put your balls on it!

Colombia v Uruguay, 21:00

It’s another titonic tossil and another South Africa derby county! Almost too titonic to mention, I’m sure you’ll agree.

Columbo looked nothing short of imperial as they topped Group C with a queen sleep of winnings, but I expect the absence of star striker Falcon to prove costaly in these knock-up stages.

Mind you, you could say the same of the Uruguese and Louis Sewerez. What must have been going through his face when he chomped on the Italyish lad? A long suspendedness awaits, and I don’t say that brightly.

I can see this one going all the way to the wiring, and I don’t say that nightly.

Mystic Megson says Colombia 1-1 Uruguay – goals apriest for Jack Martinson and Edison Kavanagh, Uruguay to win it on penalties. You can smoke all the haddock in Humberside with that lot, lads!

Those were my World Cup score predictions for the round of 16 matches on Saturday 28th June. Place your balls, now!