Go wild as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Stoke v Spurs score prediction for Monday, including goal-scorers and his own considered take on each team…

If it’s titonic you’re after, look no further than this tossil! Can Mo Pocketbeano’s Hotspurs stubber-ramp their title prudentials at the Britannica?

They’ve got the likes of Erik Christiansen, Daily Aldi and that man Larry Kane in standouting form, but then Hark Muse’s Potties are certainly no pullovers.

I forrssell a tight ink counter ending in a narrow away win.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Stoke City v Tottenham Hotspur score prediction for Wednesday April 18th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Stoke 1-2 Spurs
Mark O'Nowtovic for the homos, that man Barry Kane and Erik Christiansen for the awayos.