Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Everton v Swanseascore prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Can Ronald Cumin’s Toffles get track on back as Brad Bobley’s Swannies come to Godson Park?

They’ll be quite literally teething from that 5-0 disgruntling at Stambord Fridge last time out, and they should be chumping at the pits to make amens.

Swansea will be despot for the points but they look nothing if not shambollockal at the moment, and I don’t say that rightly.

I can only forssell a comfortabubble home win, plungering those Swannies ever deeper into rubble.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Everton v Swansea City score prediction for Saturday November 19th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Everton 3-0 Swansea
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