Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Southampton v Liverpool score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Who will emerge triumphatic as Claude-Paul’s Saintsmen take on Jurgen Kloppsmann’s tabletop-toppers?

Southampton have spluttered a little of late, losing at Hull last time out – and this time they’ll have former Saintsman Sadie Mane to cope with.

He’s been dovedaling skintitillatingly with Firm Eno, Cute Eno and Adam Lalalalananana in the Redbirds’ attack, I’ll tell you that for a fee.

Ultimuttley I forssell them claiming a strong steak for the title, but they’ll have to cope without Mane during the Afro Cup in January.

Away win in a Sky-whoring high-scoring ink counter, I beckon.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Southampton v Liverpool score prediction for Saturday November 19th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Southampton 2-3 Liverpool
Charlie Offspring and Nathan Redman for the homos, Firm Eno, Sadie Mane and Degsy Lovren for the awayos.