The best Harry Kane England jokes and hype as international career starts with a goal

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After his debut international goal in a Euro 2016 qualifier, he will be pleased with the Harry Kane England jokes on Twitter
KANE: On the right track (Image: @cfcunofficial (Chelsea Debs) London)

Here are all the best Harry Kane England jokes – with a whole lot of hype included – as the 21-year-old Spurs sensation makes his international debut against Lithuania and scores with his second touch, within moments of coming on.

Wembley responded with a tremendous roar as the youngster replaced Wayne Rooney in the 72nd minute of the Euro 2016 qualifier and were treated to a Kane goal just 79 seconds after the substitution.

As the country keenly awaits a long-overdue World Cup win, don’t miss this collection of the best Harry Kane England jokes and hype after his debut goal:

@itvfootball: Harry Kane is about to come on. It's all tremendously exciting.” Didn't even know he was in the squad, no one mentioned it.

— West Ham Central (@WestHam_Central) March 27, 2015

Harry Kane is coming on. http://t.co/yVQynLvtrC

— Football Vines (@Vine_Football) March 27, 2015

England fans singing ‘he’s one of our own’ but Kane photographed celebrating Lithuanian independence in March 1990 despite not being born.

— Duncan Alexander (@oilysailor) March 27, 2015

Incredible scenes as Kane makes his entrance! pic.twitter.com/PYVI4c0oDC

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) March 27, 2015

Hahaha, Kane is gonna win us the World Cup.

— United Religion (@Unitedology) March 27, 2015

HARRY KANE THE ENGLISH VAN BASTEN!!!

— Danny (@R9Rai) March 27, 2015

Bonkers. Internationally Kane is able.

— Simon Thomas (@SimonThomasSky) March 27, 2015

Haters will say it's photoshopped. pic.twitter.com/FNlWIZzL9L

— Sunday League (@SundayShoutsFC) March 27, 2015

BREAKING: Harry Kane has scores a goal. In other words, water is wet & grass is green. pic.twitter.com/wZOze2hvxQ

— Transfer Related (@TransferRelated) March 27, 2015

GOAL! Harry Kane has scored on his full senior international #ENG debut! #COYS pic.twitter.com/oLQpdO9AjD

— Talking THFC (@TalkingTHFC) March 27, 2015

Harry Kane Has Scored On His Debut For England pic.twitter.com/ezPbXY6rdK

— Troll Football (@Troll__Football) March 27, 2015

Kane we do it? It only took the lad 18 seconds! pic.twitter.com/55JhikjQv0

— BreatheSport (@BreatheSport) March 27, 2015

KANE IS LOVE, KANE IS LIFE

— .Aran (@SaySomeething) March 27, 2015

Harry Kane is the saviour of England football pic.twitter.com/Q9ETtmmZWg

— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) March 27, 2015

All hail Lord Kane! pic.twitter.com/IX6xJHy4he

— TransferTavern.com (@TransferTavern) March 27, 2015

Harry Kane scores on his first touch pic.twitter.com/6pdq166o8w

— Football Talk (@TransferBibIe) March 27, 2015

50 more touches and Harry Kane will beat Sir Bobby Charlton's goalscoring record.

— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) March 27, 2015

Haven't seen Kane make an impact like that since the 2001 Royal Rumble. #England

— I am Luke. (@lukejohnston87) March 27, 2015

Harry Kane for Ballon D'or pic.twitter.com/2WsztXX5vI

— BPL Related (@BPLRelated) March 27, 2015

9 – At 9am tomorrow morning, Harry Kane will return to his day job of being a mild-mannered reporter for the Daily Planet. Superman.

— OptaJoke (@OptaJoke) March 27, 2015

Who's Harry Kane ? http://t.co/S6afVZh4pk

— Football Vines (@Vine_Football) March 27, 2015

Our Father, who art in heaven, Hallowed be They Kane #EnglishJesus

— Men in Blazers (@MenInBlazers) March 27, 2015

At this rate Harry Kane might be the WWE World Heavyweight champion this Sunday

— Jama (@MadeManJama) March 27, 2015

.. My name is Harry Kane …. Not a lot of people know that

— Phil in the blanks (@philwalter) March 27, 2015

Only question now is whether the Harry Kane statue will be erected outside Wembley, or if it'll replace Nelson's column.

— Andrew Das (@AndrewDasNYT) March 27, 2015

Can't wait for Kane to sign for Real Madrid for €150m then see the Real Madrid fans boo him after he wins them the Champions League.

— RightInDebuchy (@EmanDaGoon) March 27, 2015

Kane did well on his England debut but it was a slow start. Steve Gerrard could have been sent off twice in the time it took him to score.

— Kevin Keegan (@GalacticKeegan) March 27, 2015

Are we sure Harry Kane isn't playing FIFA career mode on easy? @MenInBlazers

— Terence Kane (@terencekane) March 27, 2015

It's a sad indication of my age now that I instantly think of how proud the parents must be when the likes of Kane make their debut.

— Natalie Pirks (@Natpirks) March 27, 2015

Drake is working on a new mixtape with Harry Kane pic.twitter.com/fGL2wMsBb0

— Soccer Memes (@SoccerMemes) March 27, 2015

I hope Harry Kane realises that for the next 12 years it's all his fault.

— Alex Christopher (@ThatIsMySurname) March 27, 2015

Why does his autocorrect keep changing Styles to Kane

— simple but effective (@I_See_You_Larry) March 27, 2015

The Harry Kane story is basically a mash-up of a Roy Of The Rovers comic and the New Testament.

— Bankrupt (@bankruptspurs) March 27, 2015

Fluke. #kane

— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) March 27, 2015

Kane is destined for England greatness. Haven't been this sure of anything since David Nugent & Francis Jeffers scored on their debuts.

— Conor McNamara (@ConorMcNamaraIE) March 27, 2015

#PotentialHeadlines Citizen Kane Kane Is Able Kane You Believe It? He Kane, He Scored, He Conquered #ENGvLIT

— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) March 27, 2015

@mrdanwalker Kane you believe it…… Will you give me that daniel

— Robbie Fowler (@Robbie9Fowler) March 27, 2015

Everytime Harry Kane scores… https://t.co/x0Ml4wEnHB

— FootyHumour (@FootyHumour) March 27, 2015

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