The best Steven Gerrard red card jokes after stamp on United’s Herrera

All the jokes as the Liverpool captain is sent off just 38 seconds after coming on as a half-time substitute against Manchester United.

This is probably how the Liverpool captain would look if he glanced across these Steven Gerrard red card jokes
NOT SUCH AN ANGEL: Gerrard (Image: Biser Todorov)

These are all the best Steven Gerrard red card jokes after the Liverpool captain was sent off just 38 seconds after coming on as a half-time substitute against Manchester United at Anfield on Sunday.

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Gerrard, due to join LA Galaxy in the summer, stamped on Ander Herrera following a late tackle moments after the Premier League clash restarted and was shown a straight red.

Don’t miss this collection of the best Steven Gerrard red card jokes after his dramatic 38-second substitute appearance against Manchester United:

Steven Gerrard's afternoon's work. pic.twitter.com/epmRxe3GgH

— Bleacher Report UK (@br_uk) March 22, 2015

Cometh the hour, cometh the man. And then red carded. And then the man goeth. Steven Gerrard.

— Red (@ThatBoyGiggsy) March 22, 2015

Steven Gerrard has released a new version of Gone in 60 seconds ????

— Home of Fußball (@ExcitableExpert) March 22, 2015

Heatmap of Gerrard's appearance today. pic.twitter.com/sLLtKGgPpO

— Alwyn Payne (@AlwynPayne) March 22, 2015

Gerrard slipped up big time.

— FootyHumour (@FootyHumour) March 22, 2015

Gerrard lasted nearly as long as me TV show.

— Dapper Laughs (@dapperlaughs) March 22, 2015

Steven Gerrard’s heat map pic.twitter.com/mKNgcrc09R

— GeniusFootball (@GeniusFootball) March 22, 2015

Steven Gerrard was on the pitch for 48 seconds. Forty-eight seconds! https://t.co/ZWXE9dqYdY

— BreatheSport (@BreatheSport) March 22, 2015

Steven Gerrard.. Worlds worst impact sub.

— Manchester United (@ManUnitedWorld) March 22, 2015

It's the remix to ignition, Steven Gerrard edition. Came on to a great reception, But only lasted 30 seconds.

— _ (@VanGaald) March 22, 2015

Basically Gerrard just did what we all would've done if we were given 40 seconds of game time against Man Utd.

— Jonny (@JonnyOneill) March 22, 2015

Girl:Come over? Gerrard: I can't I'm coming on for the 2nd half Girl: I'm horny pic.twitter.com/dyleriG6f0

— Callumx_ (@Callumx_) March 22, 2015


— Matt (@CoqKnee) March 22, 2015

Give us a 'G', give us an 'E' – hold one where's he gone ? #Gerrard #LFCvsMUFC

— John Moloney Comic (@johnjmoloney) March 22, 2015

9 – Steven Gerrard hasn't lost control of his feet that badly in 9 months. Slippy.

— OptaJoke (@OptaJoke) March 22, 2015

Falcao wishes he could play as much as Steven Gerrard did today.

— Brooks Peck (@BrooksDT) March 22, 2015

The awkward moment when Pele spent more time on the pitch than Steven Gerrard pic.twitter.com/KO7opD8OT1

— Soccer Memes (@SoccerMemes) March 22, 2015

so is Gerrard banned for his own charity match?

— dan (@DanYNWA) March 22, 2015

When Steven #Gerrard’s cameo is made into a film. pic.twitter.com/JFJi3YrfEn

— Bleacher Report UK (@br_uk) March 22, 2015

This match has a 90th min Gerrard equalizer written all over it.

— Mourinholic (@Mourinholic) March 22, 2015

MOTM Gerrard for me.

— Freezy (@Calfreezy) March 22, 2015

Skrtel paying respect to Gerrard. pic.twitter.com/0qKTtLduPB

— St_Hill (@St_Hill) March 22, 2015

Special RED Gerrard coming to FUT soon! pic.twitter.com/lnqMLye2IO

— LA5TY (@la5ty) March 22, 2015

How many points did Gerrard get on Fantasy?

— Paddy Power (@paddypower) March 22, 2015

I found Gerrard. He's been sitting in Starbucks for 45 minutes pic.twitter.com/fxrzVxAgXQ

— Tom Warren (@tomwarren) March 22, 2015

Journalist: "Mike, Steven Gerrard shown a red card after 48 seconds." Mike: "Yeah but what a 48 seconds it was!" pic.twitter.com/hvmMyJGgL3

— Coral (@Coral) March 22, 2015

Gerrard. pic.twitter.com/VwZgsrCJ1a

— Eazy-F (@Fino76) March 22, 2015

Gerrard's 'Zidane moment' given the http://t.co/VUqlbTDrBU treatment… https://t.co/ybxxEuTQIU

— JOE.co.uk (@JOE_co_uk) March 22, 2015

Gerrard's story tonight pic.twitter.com/aTsLb1u1VO

— Troll Football (@Troll__Football) March 22, 2015

If I see anyone else referring to Gerrard as 'Stampy G' then I'm getting the police involved.

— Ollie (@AFCOllie) March 22, 2015