These are all the best Steven Gerrard red card jokes after the Liverpool captain was sent off just 38 seconds after coming on as a half-time substitute against Manchester United at Anfield on Sunday.
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Gerrard, due to join LA Galaxy in the summer, stamped on Ander Herrera following a late tackle moments after the Premier League clash restarted and was shown a straight red.
Don’t miss this collection of the best Steven Gerrard red card jokes after his dramatic 38-second substitute appearance against Manchester United:
Steven Gerrard's afternoon's work. pic.twitter.com/epmRxe3GgH
— Bleacher Report UK (@br_uk) March 22, 2015
Cometh the hour, cometh the man. And then red carded. And then the man goeth. Steven Gerrard.
— Red (@ThatBoyGiggsy) March 22, 2015
Steven Gerrard has released a new version of Gone in 60 seconds ????
— Home of Fußball (@ExcitableExpert) March 22, 2015
Heatmap of Gerrard's appearance today. pic.twitter.com/sLLtKGgPpO
— Alwyn Payne (@AlwynPayne) March 22, 2015
Gerrard slipped up big time.
— FootyHumour (@FootyHumour) March 22, 2015
Gerrard lasted nearly as long as me TV show.
— Dapper Laughs (@dapperlaughs) March 22, 2015
Steven Gerrard’s heat map pic.twitter.com/mKNgcrc09R
— GeniusFootball (@GeniusFootball) March 22, 2015
Steven Gerrard was on the pitch for 48 seconds. Forty-eight seconds!
https://t.co/ZWXE9dqYdY
— BreatheSport (@BreatheSport) March 22, 2015
Steven Gerrard.. Worlds worst impact sub.
— Manchester United (@ManUnitedWorld) March 22, 2015
It's the remix to ignition,
Steven Gerrard edition.
Came on to a great reception,
But only lasted 30 seconds.
— _ (@VanGaald) March 22, 2015
Basically Gerrard just did what we all would've done if we were given 40 seconds of game time against Man Utd.
— Jonny (@JonnyOneill) March 22, 2015
Girl:Come over?
Gerrard: I can't I'm coming on for the 2nd half
Girl: I'm horny pic.twitter.com/dyleriG6f0
— Callumx_ (@Callumx_) March 22, 2015
AND HERE COMES STEVEN GERRARD pic.twitter.com/niaYwHjHCV
— Matt (@CoqKnee) March 22, 2015
Give us a 'G', give us an 'E' – hold one where's he gone ? #Gerrard #LFCvsMUFC
— John Moloney Comic (@johnjmoloney) March 22, 2015
9 – Steven Gerrard hasn't lost control of his feet that badly in 9 months. Slippy.
— OptaJoke (@OptaJoke) March 22, 2015
Falcao wishes he could play as much as Steven Gerrard did today.
— Brooks Peck (@BrooksDT) March 22, 2015
The awkward moment when Pele spent more time on the pitch than Steven Gerrard pic.twitter.com/KO7opD8OT1
— Soccer Memes (@SoccerMemes) March 22, 2015
so is Gerrard banned for his own charity match?
— dan (@DanYNWA) March 22, 2015
When Steven #Gerrard’s cameo is made into a film. pic.twitter.com/JFJi3YrfEn
— Bleacher Report UK (@br_uk) March 22, 2015
This match has a 90th min Gerrard equalizer written all over it.
— Mourinholic (@Mourinholic) March 22, 2015
MOTM Gerrard for me.
— Freezy (@Calfreezy) March 22, 2015
Skrtel paying respect to Gerrard. pic.twitter.com/0qKTtLduPB
— St_Hill (@St_Hill) March 22, 2015
Special RED Gerrard coming to FUT soon! pic.twitter.com/lnqMLye2IO
— LA5TY (@la5ty) March 22, 2015
How many points did Gerrard get on Fantasy?
— Paddy Power (@paddypower) March 22, 2015
I found Gerrard. He's been sitting in Starbucks for 45 minutes pic.twitter.com/fxrzVxAgXQ
— Tom Warren (@tomwarren) March 22, 2015
Journalist: "Mike, Steven Gerrard shown a red card after 48 seconds."
Mike: "Yeah but what a 48 seconds it was!" pic.twitter.com/hvmMyJGgL3
— Coral (@Coral) March 22, 2015
Gerrard. pic.twitter.com/VwZgsrCJ1a
— Eazy-F (@Fino76) March 22, 2015
Gerrard's 'Zidane moment' given the http://t.co/VUqlbTDrBU treatment… https://t.co/ybxxEuTQIU
— JOE.co.uk (@JOE_co_uk) March 22, 2015
Gerrard's story tonight pic.twitter.com/aTsLb1u1VO
— Troll Football (@Troll__Football) March 22, 2015
If I see anyone else referring to Gerrard as 'Stampy G' then I'm getting the police involved.
— Ollie (@AFCOllie) March 22, 2015