This Newcastle United fan in Dubai recorded himself giving a video tutorial on how to say important phrases in Arabic, like “can”, “many cans” and “my can”.

Brandishing tins of Thai lager Singha for illustration purposes, the Magpies supporter, named Mitch, delivers a playful lesson for expats and visitors alike.

Olab

علب

— Mitch (@geordiedentist) April 16, 2020

At the end of the clip he cracks one open as a reward for the educational shift he’s just put in.

With nine matches remaining at the time of suspension amid the global coronavirus pandemic, Steve Bruce’s Newcastle side lay 13th in the Premier League table.

Public information broadcasting at its best

— Michael Gallon (@MichaelGallon) April 16, 2020