Speaking to Polish Playboy, Arsenal keeper Wojciech Szczesny revealed that the players use John Terry as a code-word when they want to get away from an encounter with a particularly unattractive lady.

Saucy Szczesny said:

At Arsenal it [John Terry] is another word for an ugly girl. If there’s a girl around that we don’t really like, we use it as a smokescreen, as in:

“Have you seen John Terry recently? He’s terrible.”

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