See the resulting photo as a boy toothpastes his mum’s eyebrows after earlier promising to do so on Twitter if Nicklas Bendtner was to score in Arsenal’s Premier League clash with Hull City last night.
Viewed with a degree of indifference at the Emirates, Danish Bendtner was making his first start for the Gunners since early March 2011.
Many Arsenal fans were underwhelmed by his inclusion in yesterday’s starting line-up and none more so than Mitch Gordon, possibly 16, whose Twitter profile invites us to:
Hop on the banter wagon, unless you’re queer, no wait even if you’re queer, no jews though, okay jews too.
In a perhaps rash tweet made shortly after Arsenal’s match squad was announced, Gordon promised to “toothpaste my Mums eyebrows whilst she's asleep” if Bendtner scored.
Just 2 minutes in to Arsenal’s eventual 2-0 win Nicklas Bendtner was on the scoresheet and, goaded on by his friends and followers, Mitch executed his dastardly plan and tweeted the results to the accolade of lads everywhere.
See the full boy toothpastes mum’s eyebrows after Bendtner scores timeline below:
If Bendtner scores tonight I will toothpaste my Mums eyebrows whilst she's asleep
— MITCH (@MitchGordon1997) December 4, 2013
HE'S FUCKING SCORED
— MITCH (@MitchGordon1997) December 4, 2013
@MarcoReubs give it chance lad Jesus Christ not all of us go sleep at 10 to 8!
— MITCH (@MitchGordon1997) December 4, 2013
A PICTURE WILL BE UP WHEN SHE IS SLEEPING OKAY ITS ONLY 8 GIVE ME CHANCE
— MITCH (@MitchGordon1997) December 4, 2013
AS PROMISED, FUCK YOU BENDTNERpic.twitter.com/4a1PtS1PCD
— MITCH (@MitchGordon1997) December 4, 2013
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