Absolutely nothing of any particular note took place this weekend, no one has confirmed.

The lack of anything, nothing, dominated headlines along with the news that Manchester United still might sign somebody, maybe Cesc Fàbregas but probably not.

Speaking exclusively to Football Burp, nobody said anything.

No one said: “…

“… … …

“… … …”

No one added: “…”

Then no one shrugged and made that kind of throaty noise that’s halfway between a grunt and saying “I dunno”.

Oh yeah, there was the women’s European Championships final between Germany and Norway, but we’ll be darned if we’re able to crack wise about that somehow.

Anyone got any good jokes about the women’s European Championships final between Germany and Norway? Hmm? Anyone?

No? Thought not.

Wait – someone at the back has something!

Oh no, they’re just scratching their head.

As you were.

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