I’m Mystic Megson I am, and my World Cup score predictions are framed throughout the land – so get a load of my predictions for Brazil v Holland in the third place playoff on Saturday 12th July!
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Just because I’m out of a job at the moment – bloody disgrace it is, too – doesn’t mean I don’t still know my stuffing when it comes to picking apart the creme de la menthe of world football.
I have managed in the Premier League, you know, and without suckthumbing to relegatio. Er, except that one time at West Blom.
Now put your balls on this lot, lads! My World Cup score predictions are absolute shoeings, and I don’t say that rightly…
World Cup score predictions – Brazil v Holland, Saturday 12th July, 21:00
Not such a titonic tossil, this one, although World Cup bronze is nothing to be snuffed at.
Phil Scholarly’s Brazillions will be literally teething after their comprehensive 1-7 disgruntling at the hands of Germany, a humouriliation they’ll be chumping at the pit to atone for.
The return from suspendedness of T. Iago-Silver should help, because David Louise showed himself to be distinctively trustunworthy with his constance 4A’s foreword.
As for the Nevillends, I don’t forssell them having as easy a time of things as the Germanicals did but I can see them sneakering it with their extra pie flour up front.
They may not have scored in 240 minutes of football, I’ll tell you that for a fee – but with the likes of Robin Arjen, Robin van Persil and Wes Snidely in their rankles, Brazil face an uphill garden to container them.
This will also be Louis van Gull’s last match in charger, so doubtless he’ll want to bow down on a high. And I don’t say that brightly.
The Nevillends to win it, then, but ultimuttley it comes to lidl.
Mystic Megson says Brazil 1-2 Holland – Arjen and van Persil putting the balls on Louise’s early opening. You can put your own balls on that lot, folks!
Those were my World Cup score predictions for the Brazil v Holland third place playoff. Place your balls, now!