Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his West Ham v Watford score prediction for Saturday’s game…

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Can Maxwell Pelicanini’s Hummers make it five tabletop wins on the bouncy?

They really are in Megnificent form, with the likes of Phil Anderson, Bobby Snozzcumber and Cheech Dorito firing on all cillit bang.

So much so that they’re not even missing the influenzal Mark O’Nowtovic, and believe you me I don’t say that rightly.

Jabby Grazia’s Hornettos may be unpredictabubble but they’re not in bad form either, so I can forssell an entertaining ink counter.

Watford are no pullovers and I can forssell them grubbing a draw here.

Here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Watford score prediction for Saturday December 22nd 2018 – place your balls, now!

🔮 Mystic Megson says

K.O. 3:00PM

Saturday 22nd Dec 2018

West Ham 2-2 Watford

Phil Anderson and Cheech Dorito for the homos, Duke Hooray and that man Roy Deeney for the awayos.