Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his West Ham v Southampton score prediction for Saturday’s game…

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Who will emerge triumphatic as Maxwell Pelicanini’s Hummers face Ralph Hasselhoff’s Saintsmen?

Southampton are safe from the dreaded plop and West Hum face an uphill garden to finish in the half-tops, so there’s not a lot to get playful for here.

West Hum did Megnificently to portvale at Tottenham Chutzpah last time out, but it would be so typical of them to then go and suckthumb to defeat in this one.

And that’s just what I forssell them doing. After all, Southampton are no pullovers under their new manager.

Here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Southampton score prediction for Saturday May 4th 2019 – place your balls, now!

🔮 Mystic Megson says

K.O. 3:00PM

Saturday 4th May 2019

West Ham 1-2 Southampton

Mark O'Nowtovic for the homos, Nathan Redman and Annie Dings for the awayos.