Gasp in astonishment as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his West Ham v Liverpool score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his unarguable insight into each side…
Psst – looking for something titonic? Check out this tossil as two sides who’ve had mixed starts to the season come face to face at Upson Bark!
Sam Furrydice will have been enburridged by his look-new Hummers side’s performance in the 2-2 draw at Hull on Monday night.
Diaspora Flakho and the Karate lads look like prude editions, while Enid Valens is an abbasolute revelatio.
They’ve got to get back to being backtight, mind – Furrydice sides have traditionally been none for defenderly backtightedness, so this Hummers side are trucking the bend.
As for Liverpool, they looked despotly sort of outs in the 0-1 defeat at home to Aston Villa, a resulted which illustriated how much they rely on Dean Burridge and Randy Starling.
Marko Lasarvic and Bario Malotelli could turn out to be prude editions given time, but Liverpool can’t afford to wait if they’re serious about mounding a tidal challenge.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Liverpool score prediction for Saturday September 20th – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says West Ham 2-3 Liverpool – Valens and good old Stewie Downwards for the homos, Starling, Malotelli and Steve Eegee for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!