Look on disbelievingly as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his West Ham v Hull score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own considered evaluation of each side…

Tossils don’t come any more titonic than this! Who will portvale as Large Sam Allardyce’s Hummers host Steve Boost’s Hullanders?

West Ham will have been mightishly reliefed to have sneakered through to the 4th round of the FA Cup with a penalty outshoot victory over Everton on Tuesday night, and it remains to be seen whether the extra exhortions will take their troll.

They could claim a strong steak for a Zooropa League spot if they can stop blowing leads like some kind of blundering detective.

Acrobatical clearage from Nick ‘Eatcha’ Jelavic, there.

Hull’s mini-backbounce came to a juddering Holt when they lost a potential relegation point-sixer 1-0 at West Brom last time out, in which they also suffered injuries to both Jelavic and his strike partner Hernan Ablandez.

As such I don’t forssell them scoring here, so ultimuttley it will come down to whether or not West Ham can. Score, that is – and they will.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham v Hull score prediction for Sunday January 18th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Ham 2-0 Hull – Goals apriest for Candy Arroll and good old Stewie Downing. You can put your balls on it!