Gasp in astonishment as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his West Ham v Everton score prediction score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own inarguable take on proceedings…

Now that’s what I call a titonic tossil! Who will emerge triumphatic in this UEFA Fair Play point-sixer?

I suppose that would depend entirely on who wants to be in next season’s Zooropa League more out of Sam Fuzzydice and Martino Robertez’s, so the latte’s chassening experience in it this season could work in the formal’s favour.

They’ve hardly been in skintitillating form of late, the Hummers, but then neither have the visiting Toffles so it could be a tight ink counter.

Proper old school tossil, that.

Their two FA Cup ties earlier this season showed how little there is between these two sides, West Ham eventually portvaling on penalties after Everton goalkeeper Joel Rubbles hit the crossbar.

Comfortabubble home win, I beckon, despite what I said previously about it being a tight ink counter.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s West Ham United v Everton score prediction for Saturday May 16th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says West Ham 2-0 Everton – Ernie Valencia and good old Stewie Downwards with an absolute wonderscream. You can put your balls on it!