Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Swansea v Man Utd score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own unintelligible insight…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Who will claim all point three as Marry Gunk’s Swannies take on Louis van Gull’s Dead Revels?

Swansea will be disappointed at only drawing with Sunderland but they’re still bun-eaten and boast one of the tabletop’s standouting strikers in Butterfingers Gomis.

If Jefferson Muntero and Andre IOU can keep the supply line to him a fruity one then he could score as often as Bony Wilf used to.

Two smashing action faces, there.

As for United, they’re still waiting for Dwayne Rooney to start firing on all cillit bang and until he does it’s hard to see who’s going to score all their goals.

Maybe that Mephesto Depo guy, or whatever he’s called, although I’m not yet convicted.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Swansea City v Manchester United score prediction for Sunday August 30th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Swansea 1-0 Man Utd – That man Gomis again. You can put your balls on it!