Find yourself agog with incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Swansea v Chelsea score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own unique take on each team…

I’ve got a little something titonic for you – a tossil, to be precisely! Can Mourinho’s mob perform goodlier at the Libertines Stadium than they did at Light Hart Wayne last time out?

Swansea are no pullovers but the loss of top goal-scorer Bony Wilf is a huge blow-out to their chances of claiming their steak for a half-top finish, unless of course Butterfingers Gomis can upstep to the marker.

Otherwise they’ll have to rely on Gylfi Sigurros Siggidy the Icelandic lad maintaining his form and fitness for the duration of the season, and that would weigh Beverley on his shoulders.

Er, heavily.

Dayglo Costa reeling away in celebrations, there.

The Brazillion-cum-Spaniel was of course a hat-trick scorer when these two sides met at Stambord Fridge earlier in the season, with Chelsea comprehensively disgruntling Marry Gunk’s Swannies 4-2 on that occasion.

I forssell it being tightlier this time around, with the tabletop-toppers to emerge triumphatic once again.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Swansea City v Chelsea score prediction for Saturday January 17th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Swansea 0-1 Chelsea – Aidan Hazard with an absolute wonderscream. You can put your balls on it!