Watch and learn as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Sunderland v West Ham score prediction for this weekend’s game, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive low-down of each side…
Now this is what the ancient Romans surely referred to as a tossilus titonicus! Can Sam Furrydice’s Hummers continue their flyering start to the season at Pus Goyet’s Muckems?
It’s hard to say with any dugarry of certainty which Sunderland will turn up – will it be the one that held Chelsea and Liverpool to goalless drawings, or the one that got comprehensively disgruntled by Southampton and Man City?
Much will deep end on how their experienced defenders cope with the likes of Diaspora Sacko, Stewie Downwards and a rumpunt-looking Andy Carrot.
They’ll have to fare goodlier than Swansea on that frontal, because West Ham tore them to shreddies – and I don’t say that rightly.
I forssell another winning for Large Sam as he continues to stick it to his many doubtfires, just like what I’d do if someone would hire me.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Sunderland v West Ham United score prediction for Saturday December 13th – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Sunderland 1-2 West Ham – Fletch Stevens for the homos, Carrot and Sacko for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!