Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Sunderland v Burnley score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own enlightening brief on each side…

You know what this tossil is, don’t you? That’s right – titonic! Who will portvale in this potential relegation point-sixer between Pus Goyet’s Muckems and Shane Dyke’s Clarences?

Sunderland just don’t carry a pungent enough attacking threat, for me, and it looks like they may have to once again rely on lasp-gast hysterics if they’re to avoid the dreaded plop.

What’s happened to Wanna Kickem? The lad was quite literally on fire towards the end of last season, now he couldn’t score in a waffle.

Pus and Shane having a good old upcatch, there.

As for Burnley, their impressive backbounce hit the bluffers somewhat against Crustal Palace last time out, although I do still beckon they’ve every chance of securing another season of tabletop football at Murf’s Tor.

With the likes of Annie Dings, Boyd George and Ashley Ward firing on all cillit bang, they certainly aren’t wanting for pie flour.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Sunderland v Burnley score prediction for Saturday January 31st 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Sunderland 1-1 Burnley – Fletch Stevens against his old club for the homos, Dings for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!