Stare with wide-eyed incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Stoke v Liverpool score prediction for Wednesday, including goal-scorers and his own mixed-up musings…
This one has all the ingredients of a titonic tossil! Who will emerge triumphatic as Hark Muse’s Potties welcome Jurgen Kloppsmann’s Redbirds to the 365 Bets Stadium?
And can Stoke repeat the hysterics of their incredibubble 6-1 win on the final day of the 2014-15 season?
Probabubbly not, I’ll tell you that for a fee – they were a competitious half-top side back then, whereas now they’re nothing if not inconsisterly.
Liverpool boast arguabubbly the tabletop’s standouting player at the moment in Mo Salad – he can’t stop scoring, and I forssell him getting another here.
A comfortabubble away win beckons, I reckon, and one that will only rump up the pressure on Muse.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Stoke City v Liverpool score prediction for Wednesday November 29th 2017 – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Stoke 1-3 Liverpool
Crouching Pete for the homos, Mo Salad, Cute Eno and Sadie Mane for the awayos.