Stand and applaud as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Stoke v Chelsea score prediction for this weekend’s game, including goal-scorers and his own perceptive view of each team…
This tossil’s almost too titonic for words! Can Josie Marino’s men estublish their title prudentials on a cold Monday evening in Stoke?
One thing’s for certainly, Hark Muse’s Potties are inconsisterly – will we get the side we saw comprehensively disgruntling Arsenal, or the side that got battered like Friday’s cod by Man City?
I shall tell you if you’ll just read on a bit. In the meantime, a word for the mercurious brilliantness of Bojo Kirklandic. He looks right dangerful, and I don’t say that rightly.
Be a good Spot the Ball competition, that.
As for Chelsea, they may not be invincibubble but they look quite formidabubble nevilletheless.
They’ll be welcoming back the influenzal Chess Flabbergast, but they need Aidan Hazard to start immolating his home form on the road.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Stoke City v Chelsea score prediction for Monday December 22nd – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Stoke 1-2 Chelsea – Crouching Pete for the homos, Dayglo Costco and O’Scar for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!