Cross Mystic Megson’s balls with silver as he casts his Spurs v West Brom score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own peerless analysis of each side…

What a titonic tossil we have in shop as two new managerials come face to face!

Maurice Pocketbeano has ianduried a mixed start to life at Light Hart Wayne, whereas Irvine Allan has struggled at the Thawhorns – sadly, I forssell a grim battle against the plop for my beloved Buggies.

There should be no such consterns for Spurs, but there was little cause for enburridgement in their defenderliness in the 2-2 draw at Sunderland.

The two goals they let in were softer than the mother-in-law after four double gin and tonics, and I don’t say that brightly.

If the likes of Erik Christiansen, Erik Lamelot and Maxwell Adebyebye are firing on all cillit bang then I fear for my beloved Boggles here.

Ultimuttley I can’t see Spurs troubling the four-tops but they should be good enough for a Zooropa League spot. West Brom? Relegatio dogbite, and I say that with a hefty heart.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Tottenham Hotspur v West Bromwich Albion score prediction for Sunday September 21st – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Spurs 3-0 West Brom – Adebyebye, Christiansen and Gnasher Chudley. You can put your balls on it!