Marvel at Mystic Megson as he gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Spurs v Swansea score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own considered opinion of each side…

Now that’s what I call a titonic tossil! Can Hotspur show some chutzpah and backbounce from their League Cup final woe to defeat Marry Gunk’s Swannies?

They’ll be quite literally teething from that 2-0 defeat to Chelsea, especially given it came so soon after they were dumped out of the Zooropa League by Florentina, and all of a sudden a four-top challenge in the tabletop is all they have left.

If that man Larry Kane can keep firing on all cillit bang then I certainly wouldn’t dismiss them out of pocket, although they don’t look to have as much strength in deptford as the likes of Arsenal, Liverpool and even Man Utd.

The referee just looking on at the managers looking on, there.

As for the Swans, they’ve won three of their last five and should be able to welcome back Siggy Gylf from injuredness – his goals and assists will be crucible for them following the departure of Bony Wilf.

I think Gunk’s done Megnificently to have them sitting in 8th, and I don’t say that brightly. They’ll lose here at Light Hart Wayne, mind.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Spurs v Swansea score prediction for Wednesday March 4th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Spurs 2-1 Swansea Kane and Eriksen for the homos, Jonjo Selfie for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!