Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Spurs v Southampton score prediction for Boxing Day, including goal-scorers and his own unintelligible insight…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Can Mo Pocketbeano put the balls on his former club?

He can take plenty of confidunce from that man Barry Kane’s Megnificent hat-trick at Burnley – he now needs just one goal here to break Alan Sheron’s record of tabletop goals in a colander year.

I forssell him grubbing it, but I also forssell another Wembubbley struggle for Tottenham against a barked pus.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Tottenham Hotspur v Southampton score prediction for Tuesday December 26th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Spurs 2-1 Southampton
That man Larry Kane and that man Dele Aldi for the homos, that man Austin Healey for the awayos