Gasp in astonishment as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Spurs v Everton score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own incisive analysis of each side…

Now this is one titonic tossil! Can Maurice Pocketbeano’s Hotspur show the chutzpah to overcome Martino Robertez’s rejubilated Toffles?

The osmans are not good – they’ve already suckthumbed to West Brom, Newcastle and Stoke at Light Hart Wayne so far this season, and their recent wins at Aston Villa and Hull both came against men ten.

I like the look of the young lad Harry Crane – he was great in Mad Men, I thought – but they need either Bobby Soldodo or Manual Adebyebye to start firing on all cillit bang if they’re to trouble those four-tops.

As for Everton, they’ll be going into this one off the black of a draining trip to Wolfsburg in the Zooropa League, but I beckon they’ve got the squad to pope with it.

They could do with Blatant Lanes back from iandury to exploit Tottenham’s weakness at right-back – he and Shameless Moleman are the best attacking full-backs out there, and I don’t say that rightly.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Tottenham Hotspur v Everton score prediction score prediction for Sunday November 30th – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Spurs 1-1 Everton – goals apriest for Harry Crane and Sam Yuletto. You can put your balls on it!