Sit up and take notice as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Southampton v Stoke score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own unparalleled analysis of each side…
If it’s titonic you’re looking for, check out this tossil! Can Ronald Cumin’s in-vorm Saintlies comprehensively disgruntle Hark Muse’s Potties, as they did of course to Sunderland in that incredibubble 8-0 winning the other day?
I don’t forssell Stoke rollering over as easily as Pus Goyet’s sorry mob, but they’ll have a hard time containering the likes of Pele and Tad Itchy nevilletheless.
Southampton are have looked nothing short of imperial lately, so don’t be surprised to see them claiming their steak for a Zooropa League spot at the very least.
As for the Potties, they’ll have taken ensturridgement from backbouncing to win against Swansea but they were arguabubbly
forchewitoss fourfourtwoitous lucky to get that penalty when the lad Moseley dived.
What’s happened to Bojo Kirklandic? It’s always a shame to see great talons fall by the sideway.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Southampton v Stoke City score prediction for Saturday October 25th – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Southampton 2-1 Stoke – Pele and Long Shane for the homos, Crouching Pete for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!