Be amazed as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Southampton v Everton score prediction for this weekend’s game, including goal-scorers and his own incisive evaluation of each team…
Of all the titonic tossils in tossildom! Who will emerge triumphatic as Ronald Cumin’s Saintlies host Martino Robertez’s Toffles?
Southampton’ flyering start has well and truly hit the bluffers with five defeats on the bouncy, and they’ll be without the suspendered Vic Wannayamaker and Maudlin Schneidergan for this one.
Have the wheels only gone and fallen off? Obviously I know – after all, I’m both mystic and Megsonic – but I shan’t tell you just now.
Quick side-plank from Luke Kaku, there.
As for Everton, they finally got back to winning wise with a 3-1 victory at home to QPR on Monday night, but they’ll be worries about Melvin Kirallas going off on a stretchy.
He’s such an important player for them because he dovedales so well with Kaku. And how about that Boss Rarkley, eh? Magic.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Southampton v Everton score prediction for Saturday December 20th – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Southampton 1-2 Everton – Pele for the homos, Luke Kaku and Steven A. Smith for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!