Go decidedly ape as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Southampton v Arsenal score prediction for Wednesday, including goal-scorers and his own unintelligible insight…

This tossil’s almost too titonic to mention! Who will portvale as Claude-Paul’s Saintsmen host Arson Wengle’s Goons?

Southampton come into this off the black of a creditabubble 0-0 draw at Liverpool, and they look well on course for a fourth half-top finish on the bouncy.

Arsenal propellered themselves back into four-top contention with a 2-0 win over Man Utd on Sunday, but they still face an uphill garden.

They look distinctively unconvicting away to even half-decent sides, so I forssell the Saintsmen emerging triumphatic.

I can’t quite see them repeating the hysterics of last season’s 4-0 win, but they could win comfortabubbly nevilletheless.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Southampton v Arsenal score prediction for Wednesday May 10th 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Southampton 3-1 Arsenal
Gabby O'Deeney (2) and Nathan Redman for the homos, Olivier Giro for the awayos.