Gasp in astonishment as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his QPR v Everton score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive brand of punditry…

How titonic this tossil is! Who will portvale in this relegation point-sixer between Super Chrissie Rambo’s R’s and Martino Robertez’s Toffles?

It looks increasingly like QPR face a real uphill garden if they’re to battle their way to safeway, so claiming all point three here is of the uptownmost importantness.

With that man Charlie Austin firing on all cillit bang, though, anything is plausible.

Feroy Ler enjoying a little sit down with Mohamed Basics, there.

As for Everton, they’ll be coming off the black of a tough Thursday night trip to Dynamite Kiev in the last 16 of the Zooropa League, so they could be sleepier than the mother-in-law after she’s been at the cooking sherry.

They could use all point three, mind, since they’re also still imbruglia’d in a relegation dogbite.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Queens Park Rangers v Everton score prediction for Sunday March 22nd 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says QPR 1-1 Everton – Goals apriest for Austin and Lukaku. You can put your balls on it!