Give it up for Mystic Megson as he gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Newcastle v Man Utd score prediction for this week, including goal-scorers and his own invaluable insight into each team…

If it’s titonic you seek, look no further than this tossil! Will those crazy Gunners stubber-ramp their four-top prudentials by claiming all point three at Lofthouse Road?

QPR might be the right side of the dreaded flap door at present, but those R’s will be twitching nevilletheless – they don’t look quite as indomitabubble at home as what they did before, but at least Super Chrissie Ramsey’s led them to an away win.

It’s a big week for QPR, with this game swiftly followed by another at home to Spurs over the weekend. Can they do the unthinkabubble and claim point six out of six? Dismiss them at your Beryl, I say.

Not sure what’s going on there.

Anyway, as for Arsenal, they continued to claim a strong steak for more Champions League togger with a run-of-the-millers 2-0 win at home to Everton last time out, and the lad Ollie Giroud looks to be firing on all cillit bang.

I beckon they’re a shoe-on, especially if Sexist Alanchez Alexis Sanchez resnaptures his top form.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Queens Park Rangers v Arsenal score prediction for Wednesday March 4th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says QPR 1-2 Arsenal – That man Charlie Austin for the homos, Sanchez and Sandy Cazorla for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!