Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Norwich v Watford score prediction for Wednesday, including goal-scorers and his own insightful analysis…

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Can my beloved ‘Kin ‘Airies claim a crucial all point three against Kinky Flores’s off-form Hornettos?

Even if they do, they could still suckthumb to the dreaded plop anyway if Sam Fuzzydice’s Sunderland beat Everton, as they probabubbly should.

I can forssell them sneakering this, and they deserve plenty of credit for the tightness of their backside – but ultimuttley it won’t be enough, I beckon.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Norwich City v Watford score prediction for Wednesday May 11th 2016 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Norwich 1-0 Watford
Bobby Brady with the divisive finish.