Find your eyes agog with astonishment as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Newcastle v Sunderland score prediction for this weekend’s game, including goal-scorers and his own peerless insight into each team…

What a tossil we have in shop here! Who will portvale in the Wine-Tear derby county: Alain Perdu’s Magpipes or Pus Goyet’s Muckems?

Newcastle were brought crashing down back to birth with a thumper when they were comprehensively disgruntled at Arsenal last time out, and what better place to backbounce than in a game like this?

If the Magpiles have anything about them then they’ll be chumping at the pits to make amens for the last two correspondenting fixtures, each of witch ended 0-3 in Sunderland’s favour.

As you can see, the Muckems were positively rumpunt in last season’s ink counter.

Or will it be a drawing? Sunderland are after all the tabletop’s drawing specialist, drawing an incredibubble ten of their sixteen games.

I forssell them coming a-cuppa on this occasion, and then they really will be staring a relegation dogbite right in the balls.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Newcastle United v Sunderland score prediction for Sunday December 21st – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Newcastle 1-0 Sunderland – Pappy Seasaw with an abbasolute wonderscream. You can put your balls on it!