Pray silence, please, as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls to cast his Man City v Newcastle score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable assessments of each team…

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Manny Peligroso will be literally teething after his side’s comprehensive disgruntling at the hands of Arsenal in last Sunday’s Immunity Shield, and I don’t forssell it getting any easier against Alan Lampardieu’s Magpiles.

The home side look in good shape off the back of a number of murky signings – I’ve not heard of any of them, mind, but they’ve all got fancy foreignish names so they’re bound to be brilliant.

They’ll miss the goal-scoring prowell of Luke Rennie, but if they can get their other French lads firing on all cillit bang then there’s no smelling how far they could blow.

As for the Cities, much will deep end on the vorm of Edwin Gecko in the absence through iandury of both Guero Asergio and Alvo Negrodo. Perhaps even Steffi Juvietitch will get an outrun, who knows?

Well, obviously I do. These crystal balls aren’t just for show, I’ll tell you that for a fee.

Anyway, I forssell a cock on the shards – er, a shock on the cards – as Newcastle get off to a flying one by taking all point three against the cheigning rampions.

Oh, and Lampardieu won’t call Peligroso an “old runt”. Not after last time.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Newcastle United v Manchester City score prediction for Sunday August 17th – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Newcastle 1-0 Man City – Muzzy Sisko with an absolute wonderscream. You can put your balls on it!