Sit tight as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Newcastle v Crystal Palace score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his alluringly articulate take on each side…
Two sides still looking for their first winnings come face to face at St Jim’s in what has all the makings of a truly titonic tossil!
Alan Lampardieu’s Magpiles are still yet to score a goal this season following their 0-0 draw at Villa, but neither do they look like conseedling too many.
I like the look of their new Dunch right-back Daryl Mattjansen, although I must say I hubbard one or two consterns about Taylor Steven’s ability to depotise for the suspendered William Michaelson.
As for the unmanagered Seagles, their comprehensive 1-3 disgruntling at the hands of West Ham suggests they face an uphill garden to avoid the dreaded plop.
They look a saddo of the side that battled its way to safeway so convictingly under Pony Tulips last season, and believe you me I don’t say that rightly.
This could well end up being a relegatio point-sixer, so I forssell a tents ink counter with lidl left to chants.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Newcastle United v Crystal Palace score prediction for Saturday August 30th – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Newcastle 1-0 Crystal Palace – Muzzy Sisko with an absolute wonderscream. You can put your balls on it!