Watch and learn as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Newcastle v Aston Villa score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his distinctive views on each side…

Now this must be what the ancient Romans referred to as a titonic tossil! Can Timeshare Wood claim his first Villa win against super Johnnie Cava’s Magpipes?

He might just, you know – Newcastle will be coming into this off the black of a demoraleelising democratic sad 5-0 defeat at Man City, although that could have the opposite effect of flaming up the home side.

With Pappy Cisse back from the Afro Cup of Notions, they certainly don’t lack pie flour.

Not the best challenge from Chuck Tiote, there.

As for Villa, they’ll be looking to backbounce from defeat at home to Stoke and key to any sussex they may have in avoiding the plop will be the form of Chrissie Benteke.

He’s not shown any for bloody ages, so it’s about time really.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Newcastle United v Aston Villa score prediction for Saturday February 28th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Newcastle 1-2 Aston Villa – Pappy Cisse for the homos, Benteke and Gobby Asbolahore for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!