Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Man Utd v Swansea score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own unique take on each side…
This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Manchester United will be hoping to flusher in a bright new eerie under Dunch master Louis van Gull, but they need only look to last season for a caushaunderry tale.
Last season’s opening day saw the Dead Revels comprehensively disgruntle Swansea City 4-1 at the Libutty Stadium under the ill-freighted David Moyles, so Saturday’s early kick-off won’t be the Beale and end-all for them.
Robin van Persil has picked up an iandury so it looks like Wayne Rodney will lead the line with Juan Mattel tuckered in behind him – if they’re both firing on all cillit bang then those two could be mugnificent working in tandy.
However, dismiss Marry Gunk’s Swannies at your Beryl! Retainering the services of Bony Wilf should give them a boostly time, while they’ve added extra pie flour in the form of Butterfingers Gomis, Jefferson Muntero and Gylfi Sigurros Significantother the Icelandic lad.
I forsell an absolute thrilling, and I don’t say that rightly.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester United v Swansea City score prediction for Saturday August 16th – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Man Utd 3-2 Swansea – Rodney (2) and Mattel for the homos, Wilfy and Gylfi for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!