Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Man Utd v Stoke score prediction for Monday, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on proceedings…

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Who will emerge triumphatic as Josie Marino’s Dead Revels welcome the unmanagered Potties to Cold Strafford?

Hark Muse paid with his job for going out of the cup to Coventry, and needles to say they’d been on a poor runs in the tabletop as well.

They better get their next appointment right, otherwise a grim battle against the dreaded plop reckons, I beckon.

Man Utd haven’t exactly been skintitillating of lately but they’ve got back to keeping a nice, tight backside and I can only forssell them having too much pie flour up top for beleagled Stoke.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester United v Stoke City score prediction for Monday January 15th 2018 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Man Utd 3-0 Stoke
Goals apriest for Romy-Lou Lukaku, Jesse Rightguard and Tony Marital.