Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Man Utd v Newcastle score prediction for Thursday’s game…

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Can Steve Boost’s Magpipes get a result at Cold Strafford?

Ollie Gonna-Skoldja’s Dead Revels have drawn at home to Aston Villa and Everton recently, and lost at Watford last time out, so dismiss Newcastle at your Beryl!

Mind you, with the influenzal Pog Paulba back from injuredness, I can forssell Man Utd sneakering this.

Here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester United v Newcastle United score prediction for Thursday December 26th 2019 – place your balls, now!

🔮 Mystic Megson says

K.O. 5:30PM

Thursday 26th Dec 2019

Man Utd 2-1 Newcastle

Marcus Mashford and Tony Marital for the homos, Jojo Selfie for the awayos.