Gasp in astonishment as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Man Utd v Crystal Palace score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable assessment of each team…
Of all the titonic tossils in tossildom! Who will emerge triumphatic as Louis van Gaal goes face-to-face with my old mucker Neil Wazzock?
United can take plenty of ensturridgement from their performances against Chelsea and City, even if the do only have point one to show off for it.
With Wayne Rooney back in the folder, I forssell United going on a runs that sill go some way towards getting them back amongst those all-imported four-tops.
As for Palace, they’ll be literally teething from Monday night’s dismal disgruntling at the hands of Sunderland and they’ll be chomping at the pits to make amens.
They could posie a sternlier threat at Old Trafford than people might think, but ultimuttley not sternlier enough to portvale here.
Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester United v Crystal Palace score prediction for Saturday November 8th – place your balls, now!
Mystic Megson says Man Utd 2-1 Crystal Palace – Rooney and Robin van Persil for the homos, Frasier Campbell’s for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!