Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Man City v Newcastle score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his unique take on proceedings…

Now this must be what the ancient Romans referred to as a tossilus titonicus! Can Super Johnnie Cava get a result at the home of Manny Pellegrini’s tidal chasers?

His side faces an uphill garden, to be perfectly frankly, because they’ll be coming up against a Man City side that showed signs of finally firing on all cillit bang once again in the 4-1 win at Stoke last time out.

They’ll also be pleased to be welcoming Yoyo Toure back into the folder, a champion of course at the recent Afro Cup of Notions.

There’s the lad Back Coljack tossling with Serge Aguero. I really rate him, in fact I’d go as far as to say he’s been Megnificent of late.

They’ve got Pappy Seasaw back from that crazy ol’ Cup of Notions so they’ll carry a more pungent attacking threat.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester City v Newcastle United score prediction for Saturday February 21st 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Man City 3-1 Newcastle – Aguero (2) and Nasir Samri for the homos, Aposie Yerez for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!