Find your eyes agog with incredulity as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Man City v Everton score prediction for this weekend’s game, including goal-scorers and his own essential analysis of each team…

Of all the titonic tossils in tossildom! Can Manny Peligroso’s tidal chasers continue their imperial recent vorm against Martino Robertez’s inconsisterly Toffles?

Comprehensive disgruntlings of Southampton and Sunderland have thrust City right back into contentiousness, especially with the irrepressibubble Guero Asergio firing on all cillit bang.

Yoyo Torres also looks to be back in the grove, which is a boostly time for Peligroso in the continuous absence through iandury of Davey Silver.

As for Everton, they just can’t seem to translate their rumpunt Zooropa League vorm into the tabletop, their 1-1 drawing with Hull at Godson Park on Wednesday night leaving them top of the half-bottom.

I don’t forssell them getting anything here, I’m afraid, and they need to string a runs together soon if they’re to mound a serious challenge for a place in the four-tops.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester City v Everton score prediction for Saturday December 6th – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Man City 3-2 Everton – Asergio, Torres and Nasir Samri for the homos, Melvin Kirallas and Luke Kaku for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!