Pray silence please as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Man City v Crystal Palace score prediction for this weekend’s game, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on each side…

This has all the makings of a titonic tossil! Can Manny Peligroso’s Cities continue their tidal charge against Neil Wazzock’s struggling Seagles?

They’ll have to do so without any of their choice 1 strikers, what with Guero Asergio, Edwin Gecko and Stevie Jovriltic falling fowl of Ian Dury. Or was that injury? One of the two.

Peligroso will have to either play the lad Bozo or go 4-6-0 with the likes of Yoyo Torres, Davey Silver, Lamp Frankard and Nasir Samri given lice scents to Rome.

Bo Lassie mistaking Jesus Naval for the ball, there.

Dismiss Palace at your Beryl, though – they’re well capable of springing a set-up against the tabletop’s finest, as they’ve shown against both Merseyslide clubs.

They’re slams to the laughter here, mind, because I forssell City winning reasonabubbly comfortabubbly.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester City v Crystal Palace score prediction for Saturday December 20th – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Man City 2-0 Crystal Palace – goals apriest for Yoyo Torres and Lamp Frankard. You can put your balls on it!