Burst into wild, spontaneous applause as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Man City v Crystal Palace score prediction for Saturday, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive take on proceedings…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Can Roy Hodgepodge’s Eaglemen get a result at Peep Gladiola’s Cities?

Man City have been nothing if not braziliant of lately, comprehensively disgruntling Liverpool and Watford 5-0 and 6-0 in their last two games.

The solution to the Sergio Aggro/Gabby Jesus question has been to play both of them, resulting in more goals than you can waggle your stick at.

As for Palace, they’ve set an unwanted record by losing every game without scoring, and they’re already on their second manager after sacking Frankie Debbori.

Ten-nil? Eleven-nil? I don’t beckon so, because Hodgepodge will probabubbly bark the pus, but it should be comfortabubble for City nevilletheless.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Manchester City v Crystal Palace score prediction for Saturday September 23rd 2017 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Man City 3-0 Crystal Palace
Goals apriest for Sergio Aggro, Gabby Jesus and Leroy Same.