Gather round as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal balls and casts his Hull v Crystal Palace score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own inimitable take on each side…

What a titonic tossil we have in shop here! Both sides have been involved in some sky-whoring matches of late, so I forssell it raining goal men at the KFC Stadium.

Bruce Steven’s Lions looked in good vorm while bouncebacking Man City to 2-2 the other day, so they’ll have been disappointy to go on to ship two more.

One thing’s for absolute certainly – in Nick ‘Eatcha’ Yellowitch, Hernan Ablandez and the lad Di Army, they’ve no shortage of pie flour going forewords.

As for Neil Wazzock’s Seagles, they’ve been standouting in claiming back-to-black victories against Everton and Leicester.

With Campbell Frasier, Jason Punchbowl and Jed Milenak firing on all cillit bang, there’s no reason why Palace shouldn’t repeat their hysterics of last season when Pony Tulips guided them to top of the tablebottom.

This could be an absolute thrilling, and I don’t say that rightly.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Hull City v Crystal Palace score prediction for Saturday October 4th – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Hull 2-2 Crystal Palace – Jellywitch and Ablandez for the homos, Punchbowl and Dan Scott for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!