Go wild for Mystic Megson as he gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Everton v Newcastle score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own distinctive assessments of each team…

It’s almost too titonic for words! Will Martino Robertez’s struggling Toffles pull away from the dreaded flap door by claiming all point three against Super Johnnie Cava’s Magpipes?

They’ll have to do so after playing Dynamic Kiev (what a dinner that sounds like, by the way) on Thursday night, and they don’t tend to fare too well after their Zooropa League exertings.

In that sense they’ll have to truck the bend here, so they’ll need the Godson Park faith fools to be quite literally rocking.

Barreth Garry and Back Coljack having a bit of a tossil, there.

As for Newcastle, they’ve got pretty much nothing left to play for – er, again – so there’s not really a whole lot to say about them here.

Maybe something about Pappy Seasaw Cisse and how his goals could propeller them back into the half-top? Yes, that’ll do.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Everton v Newcastle United score prediction for Sunday March 15th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Everton 1-0 Newcastle – Romy-Lou Lukaku with the divisive strike. You can put your balls on it!