Find yourself nothing short of gobsmacked as Mystic Megson gazes into his crystal ball and casts his Everton v Man Utd score prediction for this weekend, including goal-scorers and his own insightful analysis…

If it’s titonic you seek, look no further than this tossil! Who will emerge triumphatic as Wade Rooney and Maroon Fellaini return to their old pomping ground Godson Park?

Martino Robertez’s Toffles are in fine fennel at the moment, winning 4 of their last 5 and storming up towards the half-top.

They’ve not had a good season of it, but they’ll be quite literally flying if they claim all point three here. And dismiss them at your Beryl/

There’s that Ruddy Mel Falcon reeling away in celebrations.

As for Louis van Gull’s Dead Revels, they could do their four-top prudentials a world of goodliness with a win here, especially if Arsenal suckthumb to defeat against Chelsea.

I forssell them sneakering it, but it won’t be comfortabubble.

Now, here comes Mystic Megson’s Everton v Manchester United score prediction for Sunday April 26th 2015 – place your balls, now!

Mystic Megson says Everton 1-2 Man Utd – Melvin Kirallas for the homos, Rooney and Fellaini for the awayos. You can put your balls on it!